Why do you need to battle an army of Hyrule to take over the kingdom when you could accomplish it in a more simple and pleasing way simply conquer Princess Zelda instead! Even though Link is nowhere to be found , even the most ugly of trolls or goblins have a certain chance to catch the attention of Zelda… if the troll or goblin is sporting the cock of a big and tough enough to be able to replace certain of Link’s duties, of course!