Princess Zelda lost her favorite compass. She is determined to do anything to get him back. Let's just say it. The kidnappers start by flooding Princess's face in sperm and make her jerk at large daggers. They then drive all of the sperm-filled darts into her mouth. The Princess cannot stand the sight and asks for forgiveness. In the end, the heroes put pressure on pity, talking about their personal lives, their tiniest actions and how they behave like dicks.