Zelda Porn Story: The Hentai of Time Part I: Princess Ruto
“Well, ah… good to see you too…” he didn’t know what this feeling was but ever since he ‘grew up’ he was feeling it more and more around women. The firt time was when Saria kissed him for rescuing her from the Forest Temple. She said something about wishing she could have grown up too, but he didn’t understand her. Next was when he went to get Epona from Lon-lon Ranch and Ingo had locked him in, he had to spend the night in the barn. Malon came to apologize and spent the night there, and kept inching closer to him and he kept inching away (he was still a kid at heart).
He didn’t get a wink of sleep that night as his fear slowly turned to thoughts of her… *naked?* That didn’t make any sense, but then why did it haunt his thoughts so? As dawn closed in she stired and turned so that he could see the side of her chest through the armpit of her night gown. The next thing he knew he was bleeding at the nose and blushing so hard his face felt like it was on fire.
“So have you come to consumate our engagement?” Ruto asked.
“Hunh? What… I” Link snaped out of his daydream.
“Have you COME to consu-MATE our ENGAGEMENT?” she emphasized.
Link found this hard to belive, he may have been totally naive but he did know the word mate. “I… ah, is this about the saphire I borrowed?”
“BORROWED?! Do you hate me that much?” she bit her lip and increased her cute- ness by at least 80%. Link drew closer in a puzzled, what-did-I-do look. “That sapfire was my ‘most precious gift’ I thought you knew.”
“Knew what?” he managed to spit out although he wasn’t listening to her at all because for the first time he was realizing that she was completly naked. I mean he had always known, but he had never registered it.
She put her arms together and cried (which looks kinda wierd underwater) as she curled up againts his manly chest. “It was the material form of all the love I have for you, it symbolizes the fact that we were meant to be together forever.”
Normally the thought of Ruto expecting him to marry her was ‘icky’ but with her clamped against his chest like this it seemed probable… Wait no no no. He kissed her on the lips which suprised even him and said “I’m sorry but we come from different worlds. We’re probably not even compatable.”
At first she was slightly upset that he kissed her and then dumped her, but then she realized [He really does care about me! He really wants to but he can’t, I guess it is a bit too much to ask of him] “I know… but, please… for just right now, could we pretend?” As she brushed up closer still she felt his ‘appreciation’ for her bump into her thigh.
Link froze, he didn’t know what to do, Malon hadn’t felt his ‘what-boys-always- have’ and he didn’t know what girls thought about it. Ruto looked at him and smiled. [I guess they like it] which made it stand taller.
“Here, let me adjust that for you.” she said fliping his tunic up and slidding a hand down into his tights.
Tremendous amounts of blood shot out of his nose and pushed his head back from the force (if you’ve ever seen Plastic Little it looked like the one where Nicol sees her in the “bathroom” which is really a water-slide theme park [don’t ask]).
[Wow, with a nose-bleed like that he has to be a virgin! I may not get to be his intended but I’m taking a pice of him with me.] “First time?” she giggled. She was going to have fun with this… even though she wasn’t quite sure what to do being a virgin herself (in the sense that she had never had sex before, Zoras don’t have hymens; it comes from being egg-layers).
Link couldn’t talk, so she kissed him, then put one of his hands on her breast and held it there. “Go ahead, you know you want to know what they feel like.” And did he ever! He tentativly squeezed it, then let go. [hmmmph, this is going to be harder than I thought] She decided that she was going to help him by example so she started to take off his tunic when—
*GASP!*GLUB!* Link was choking! She had forgotten that he was an air breather! She put it back on but he still had water in his lungs, she pulled on him and took off his iron boots and floated up to the switching room.
//////////FADE IN TO RUTO//////////
“Oh, thank goodness you’re alive… I’M SORRY!!!” She threw herself onto him and cried, she had almost killed the one she loved.
“It’s not your fault–” he said.
Her eyes sparkled, “Really? You forgive me?”
[Damn she looks beautiful! How could I have not noticed before?] “Of course.”
“Ya-ta! I mean is there anything I can do?”
“Shut up and kiss me.” Link had had enough waiting, he slowly turned her over and positioned himself on top of her. [Okay don’t screw this up, one of these holes is the right one, I don’t want to look stupid]
“If your too nervous we can wait.” she said (mainly because she was so nervous.
“No, we’ve come this far…” [what should I say now?! I certainly can’t ask! Okay the first one looks two small and that one must be her butt, so I guess I’ll chose ‘middle’ this gave him some comfort because ‘middle’ was the passageway he always chose first, since the first time he could remember having three options.
He started in, Ruto’s face turned bluer. “Are you okay?” he asked worridly.
“I’m fine” she assured him.
[It’s probably nothing, her blood must be blue and that’s how she blushes] He continued in and she started to moan, so he pulled out but it felt so good inside that he felt compelled to enter a second time. After a while he started to pick up the pace as Ruto started to breathe heavier. He kept going faster and faster until he felt so good it hurt. He paused for a sec then pumped a few more times and then he felt something warm and wet splash against his manhood. Before he could question it though, he felt his own ‘warm and wet’ stuff shoot into her. His inner child slipped in [eewwww! This is disgusting! I’m gonna get kooties!]
He looked down as Ruto grimaced slightly (but in a cute way) from the orgasm. [No, this wasn’t disgusting; and if having kooties means doing this then count me in!] He felt his member soften but he didn’t take it out, not yet.
“Thank you, Link; you don’t know how much this means to me.” Ruto sighed, for inside she knew that it was only for pretend and he was going to leave her.
[Oh, no. Now look what I’ve done, here I was trying to be all noble and stuff but now I’ve just made it harder for us to get along as ‘friends’.] “Well I have to solve this dungeon, so um… I’ll see you later.” he stood up and started putting his clothes back on.
“Take care…” [damn this really hurts!] “take care of yourself and remember you’ll always have me,… when things grow dim.” Ruto fought off a tear as she kissed him goodbye.