Zelda Porn Story: The Hentai of Time Part VIII: Tribute to the Extras
Link woke up to the sounds of someone blowing on his Ocarina. [Oh, man… what hit me? Where am I? Who is that?] The skull-kid saw that he was being watched so he innocently stuck the instrument behind his back with an I-didn’t-do-it look. Link lunged at him, but he jumped landing on Epona riding her away as fast as he could. Link held on for as long as he could but finally let go. [With my luck there’ll be twenty temples between me and him…] Link thought, but he was wrong. After falling down one pit he met up with Skull-kid again who basically said “I got rid of your horse” then proceeded to shake rocks out of his face. Link was now doomed to stay a deku-shrub forever and I’ll skip a lot of details here so as not to ruin it for the people who haven’t played the game yet (this fic was originally released 10/26, the day the game hit the shelves).
“Tingle! Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah! These are magic words Tingle created for himself, do not steal them!” said Tingle the 35 year old “fairy incarnate.”
[Yeah, I think it’s safe… no one in their right mind would steal that] Link thought as he took his 5 rupee Clock Town map. [Hmmm, this is a big town… I wonder where he could be?] Skip a few more spoilers and he’s got a password to the observatory; where he obtained the rarest of rare items, a moon-tear (meteorite from evil-moon’s left eye); boy was he pissed when he found out he had to trade it for a deed to a flower.
Anyway, he had two days left until the tower opened so he thought he’d look around town some more. He had blushed when he found out that the cuccu lady was the innkeeper, and apparently her name was Anju. That was pretty cool, only he didn’t have a chance with her here until he became human… or grew some vine-whipping, naughty tentacle things. In any case he didn’t like the way her grandma called him Tortus and told long, boring stories. He later found out she had a long-lost love named Kafei (rhymes with gay) which made him feel really bad. [I know thins is some sort of parallel dimension, but what if the one I slept with had someone like that, and there I was screwing her in his absence.]
Link heard the fireworks go off and Tatl said, “That’s your que.” [As if all the ringing and Earth-shattering quakes didn’t already tip you off].
“Ah, what the hell? If everyone’s gonna die, I might as well.” Link smirked.
“What are you thinking?!” she yelled.
“I’d like to deposit all my money, that’s 99 rupees.” the banker stamped his hand.
Tatl fell to the ground in a face-fault. “Can we please get going?”
Link when into the tower, skipped some more spoilers and everything went back to the beginning again (you guys have to see this for yourselves, it’s pretty cool). The crappy mask guy helped remove Link’s curse, sealing it in a mask. And so he was free to do as he pleased as long as he got Majora’s Mask back within a month of Sundays (actually an infinite number of three-day periods). Link liked exploring this place; Guru-Guru, the guy with the music box, seemed a lot happier, even goofy. He also met several fine women including the lovely Rosa twin sisters and his old buddy the Bombachu lady (now working at a treasure chest shop)… [I never did find out what she thinks about me, but I’m too embarrassed to ask… oh no… now I’m horny again, and I doubt this annoying fairy will let me take twenty minutes out of a day for relief; let alone help.] Link was remembering his romp with Navi.
“Hey kid!” “Come here!” “No one is depositing money in my bank, help me out please!”
“I already did.” Link said without thinking. [Oops, I hope there’s not a long-winded, don’t-lie speech headed this way.]
The banker looked at Link’s hand, “Oh, I’m so forgetful! Sorry, your current balance is 99, what do you want to do? Deposit or withdraw?” Link was shocked that this was working and since he was embarrassed he deposited the 42 Rupees he was carrying. “Okay let me re-stamp you, 141. Have a nice day!”
Link having found a new crazy moneymaking scheme went off collecting money and bringing it to the bank. He even memorized the hands at poker that those guys would get and made out like a bandit every time. It was enough to keep him distracted from his problems; like having to help Kotake and Koume, saving that one monkey (which he hadn’t been able to accomplish yet), and most importantly not having sex. But one day (around 9:30pm) when he walked to the bank to deposit his money the clerk burst out in tears. “What’s wrong?”
“How could I have forgotten this!?” *sob* “I only have 500 Rupees in my bank, but here you are and I owe you nearly 800? That’s it! I’m bankrupt, there’s no hope left. Please take the fiver and don’t call the cops on me, it was an honest mistake.” *sob*
Link had a very sad look on his face, he suddenly realized exactly what was happening; and he felt really bad about it. Here he was depleting the banker’s money source through time-paradox-technicalities for his own greedy, yet pointless ambitions.
The banker looked up, “How about a trade for goods or services? I’ve got connections that could set you up.”
“Set me up? Like a date?” Link asked.
“You into compensated dating? The secretary at the Mayor’s office owes me a favor! Follow me, kid.” Link had an uneasy feeling.
When they arrived the two talked for a while and then the secretary turned to Link, “Why I’d love to! He’s sooo cute, too! And to think this is all I have to do to pay back–” she trailed off snickering and whispering with the banker. Link was confused, but the banker left and the secretary lead him into the next room (pointing ala Bulma escorting Vegeta to the bathroom). Link followed almost in a trance–
“Snap out of it! What are you doing? You can’t just do this! I refuse to let you bed this woman to pay off poker debts. You have to–“
Link flicked Tatl into a potted plant, “Listen, I am a guy; and you’ve kept me from jacking off for about a week, it’s a wonder I didn’t kill someone.”
She had never seen Link that way; he had the lust in his eyes the Skull-kid had when he picked up the mask. [I guess I’ll let this one slide, but if he isn’t nicer afterwards I’m gonna have to do something]. She flew out of the pot and into the room as the door closed, perching on a bookshelf.
“S o . . . It looks like I’m your slave until morning. Tee-hee. What do you want to do first, you little maniac?” She said leaning against the bedpost. She had green hair and orange freckles; she wore a short, white shirt which exposed her belly; and a full-length, brown skirt. (If you ask me that last one sounds out of place).
Link remembered Anju’s significant other and didn’t want a repeat performance, so he asked “Ummm, are you sure about this? Isn’t this a bit much? All I did was deposit a lot of money…”
“You mean paid a lot of money, it’s 8 hours until morning and I’m giving you all 800 Rupees worth tonight.” She removed her skirt reveling her green, deku-shrub panties.
“Ummm, okay, okay… but don’t you feel used or anything?” Link asked.
“I happen to have a forest fetish, I like everything green and you just happen to be covered in it. Plus I like little elven men like you… a lot.” she rubbed Link’s hand against her panties to show that she was already soaking.
[Close enough] Link reached for his tool but she stopped him.
“That’s for me to do. Do you want me to use my hands or mouth?”
“Yeah…” Link fell back on the bed as she kissed, stroked, licked, and sucked his member to hardness. Link gripped the bed sheets [No! Too soon! Must control–] *SPEW*
She looked a bit surprised at his quickness but swallowed as much as she could before saying, “Wow, a gusher; your body is very truthful. I’ve never seen someone stay hard through an orgasm. So do you want it now or would you prefer to taste me?” She pulled her dripping panties off and they made a loud slurping noise.
When Link heard/saw that he lost all control, he pushed her onto the floor and started drilling her fast and roughly. She came twice before he picked her up and placed her on the bed, still pounding. He felt her getting close again, he was going to try to hold out for her; but soon he found himself pumping his seed into her, fortunately sending her over the edge too. As Link regained his breath he said “Thankyou, oh thankyouthankyouthankyou, wow, oh I needed that.”
“However did you get so horny? Did you forget to masturbate for a week?” She joked.
“It wasn’t my idea,” Link said.
“Well, there’s still 6 hours till morning, you want to cuddle or go at it again?”
“I’m sorry I was so rough, are you sore?” he asked.
“A little, but it’s okay; this is your night. We could try changing positions.” she got up on her hands and knees.
Link entered her slowly this time and gently rocked his hips back and forth; he reached under her now sweat-soaked shirt and fondled her breasts. [I can’t believe I left this on. I like tits, I guess I shouldn’t ever go that long again.] He started rubbing them more frantically as he increased his speed. Soon they were standing up while he pounded into her, [This seems so familiar, I wonder if she’s Saria’s double in this world; she looks a bit like her, if she had left the forest and grown up.]
Link woke up around noon to Tatl poking him in the side– err kicking. “Wake up you lazy boy, we need to get going!” She looked really pissed as she tapped her foot in mid-air impatiently. “You’re going to have to really push yourself to make up for lost time.”
“I’m sorry, I guess I got a little bit evil last night. If you give me 20mins to myself each day I promise this will never happen again.” Link said.
“Awww, you don’t have to be faithful for me… just will you get clean? You smell kind of _interesting_. I don’t want people to think–” Tatl started.
“Faithful? For you? I meant I was sorry for wasting you’re precious, infinite time. Anyway, you smell funny too, what were you doing?” Link questioned.
She blushed and looked to the side.
“You little pervert!” Link noticed that the bottom of her dress had cum stains, “You were watching us, and fingering yourself too!”
“It’s no worse than you!” she yelled.
“I never thought you were into voyeurism. So, are you interested in another show? Perhaps you’d like to–” he was interrupted by 12 bongs. “Well I guess we’d better get going after all. You should have told me sooner, then I would have hit you.”
Link and Tatl had made some sort of agreement about “time management” and they often bathed together (possibly more later); and Link had learned his lesson on “stealing” money (not really). And everything seemed right with the world… except that damn moon. So off he headed again to the Deku Palace. [I wonder if this princess of theirs is fine?]